That Man 'o Mine is not the brightest light on the tree. Nor is he the sharpest tool in the box. He's not only a technophobe, he's also crap at DIY. (And yes, I do sometimes wonder ...) Anyway - as evidence of the above, I offer you this snippet of conversation betwixt Man 'o Mine and Our Friend, whose house we'd been looking after. Our Friend: Did you notice the front 2 rings on the cooker weren't working? Man 'o Mine: Ah, is that why we couldn't hook up to the internet?