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  • a no-brainer
    a no-brainer It's not just all the climate change denialists that are coming out of the woodwork, grasping at every straw to prove their point; nor the greenalists who don't believe that anyone can question their proclamations; nor the rest of us in the middle, who find it hard to be a reactionary for either side (how ludicrous to have SIDES in the face of such an important problem), worried that we will be laughed at if proved wrong; nor the detracting and pointless argument about whether this is man-made or not; nor the preposterous machinations that the politicians at the Copenhagen…
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  • Buzz me, Buff me. Either way, you got me.
      I discovered an interesting new facial care routine. Well, I say discovered. What I mean is "A thing in a box arrived on my doorstep and I feel compelled to now pretend it is brilliant because otherwise I will have to answer all manner of complicated questions."   It's always nice to receive surprises, and even more so when they appear to be quite expensive pieces of facial-buffing technology. The kind of thing that you might, say, stick a battery in, hold to your face and wait, patiently, while it foams up, rubs, buffs, polishes and makes you more…
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  • Maybe she's born with it...
    ... Although if it looks like someone's attempted to draw a thin moustache on her upper lip with a biro, there's a fair chance she probably hasn't. Tattooed lip liner is just wrong. When you wear it with lipstick it might be absolutely perfect and the timesaving step forward that women have waited untold centuries to attain - but on days when you don't wear mouthpaint, or as you get older and stop wearing make up most of the time, you will look, from a distance (and, to be fair, from close up too) quite a lot like Errol Flynn.…
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  • I Took my Clothes off, Mummy
      I recently read a description, of one of those moments. When your child is crying, and you know it is all your fault.I have one of those memories, one of those moments. It's incredibly strong. I doubt I'll ever forget.It was such a small thing, and I doubt my son shares the memory. I hope he doesn't. He'll have others of his own, no doubt. That he remembers, but I forget.Like me and my mum. When I was a teenager, my sweet tooth was strong, just as it always had been, just as it still is. And I knew…
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